Published in Rogues’ Gallery·PinnedWhile You and I Struggle to Create “Quality Work” For Zip, A Bimbo Makes 200 Grand From FartingWarning: You may want a DNR in place before reading this — For a long while, I’ve believed that, as a society, we’re not worth shit. Turns out, perhaps we are, or at the very least, a fart or two. Allow me to explain. A kind writer here, who took my criticism of one of her “sex stories” in stride, passed along…Rant6 min read
3 days agoOur American TragedyShame on US — Hi. My name is Jerilynn. I’m fifteen years old. Yesterday was my birthday but no one felt like celebrating much. I’ll tell you why but I need to talk a little first. That’s how I am. When I get nervous, I talk too much. My English teacher, Mrs. Otto, is…Roe V Wade10 min read
Published in The Top Shelf·4 days agoFight the PowerBut embrace your own — Note: I began this piece a while ago, when I was feeling like a big drip. I decided to revisit it, in the hope my words might inspire someone who feels as if they’re floundering and that the buttholes are winning, as I often do. …Self Awareness7 min read
5 days agoI’ve Been Thinking a Lot About GazpachoIt’s about all my brain can handle these days — Although I’ve never actually made it, the idea of enjoying a chilled, refreshing bowl of what is essentially a Spanish take on cold tomato soup is immensely appealing to me. The prep work for gazpacho, however, is not. All the peeling, seeding, blending, along with the manipulation of very sharp…Food4 min read
Published in The Top Ten Stories·Jun 16Food For ThoughtPathetic Racists: Entry to Top Ten Stories prompt issued by Tim Sabo — This piece was inspired by a prompt for The Top Ten Stories by Timothy J. Sabo and is part of a series of fictional pieces which aims to explore some current social issues. This one focuses on the prompt: Pathetic Racists. Tom Gibson looked at the clock on the wall…Racism7 min read
Published in Rogues’ Gallery·Jun 16Time To Call Out Yet Another BS BloviatorJust one more spectacular turd stinking up the platform — Disclaimer: My story isn’t bullshit, but the one I’m going to tell you about, certainly is. I’ve been relatively quiet of late about the assholes here who spew phony advice and tips to reel in the suckers, of which there are plenty. You know who you are, people. The “gushers,”…Writers On Medium4 min read
Published in KILLER SCREENWRITER·Jun 14“DEAD TIRED”Part 7. The blossoming — Thriller2 min readSource: Wikipedia Commons“DEAD TIRED”Part 7. The blossoming----5
Jun 12Hey, Matthew McConaughey, You and I Have Something in CommonOr rather, “someone” — Matthew, I’m happy to see you matriculating here with the regular schlubs on Medium, myself being one of them. You’re one hell of an actor and your choice of roles always amazes me. …Screenwriter5 min read
Published in Pussy Galore·Jun 9Dooley Is Over The BridgeNo more waiting, nor suffering — I hardly know where to begin this piece, but I know sharing the last two days with you, my friends, will help ease the ache in my heart. We’d made the decision to have our boy, Dooley, euthanized and the appointment was set for four p.m., yesterday. The morning started…Cats6 min read
Published in Rogues’ Gallery·Jun 7Fu*king Strangers Is NOT Good For YouIn spite of the idiotic advice from an egomaniac — Okay. I’m in a dark, shitty mood and I won’t stifle it. Not here. Many of you know the reason why I’ve been in the weeds, so I won’t belabor the point. All I know is, that I feel the need to rant. Just a bit. My recent Medium earnings…Humor5 min read
