A. No one cares about your degrees. And, we're all fucking depressed.

B. I'd appreciate your never mentioning me again, nor erroniously stating that I "accused" you. I expressed my opinion. Something we're still allowed to do, here.

C. In order to avoid this in future, Grammarly has a feature where you can run your story through to ensure that it hasn't already been published in a different form. I highly suggest you try that.