Carolyn, this is funny AF!

I have vision problems up the ass. An astigmatism that can't be corrected in one eye and baby cataracts in the other. (Should I burp them?) Eventually, I'm going to have to bite the bullet and get them taken care of but the thought scares the living hell out of me. Also, none of my reading glasses seem to "work" anymore and my eyes are blurry from staring at a monitor a good part of the day. As in right now!!

Love this piece. :-)