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Five Words I Never Thought I’d Say
Prepare to be shocked
It’s been a minute, people. This Summer of Trump has been absolute shite. And it’s only going to get worse unless the Universe steps in and shreds his vile ass. One can only hope.
While the Terracotta Turd ruins the country, I’ve spent the last few months ruining what was left of my former manager’s “career.” I will tell that story at some juncture, when I can formulate a cohesive narrative, but for now, let’s just say that I put a fraud in his place, and then some. This necessitated quite a bit of online digging and investigative work, which I’ve become ridiculously adept at. I missed my calling.
Too, as I’m without a rep, again, I’ve been half-heartedly pitching my work while feverishly exploring money-making ventures that will align with my creative sensibilities. It’s either that, or start drinking my coffee black, as shelling out six bucks or more for coffee creamer makes me feel guilty AF. Not to mention our A/C crapped out, our whole house needs an upgrade, as does yours truly, and writer platforms — well, they don’t cut it, as many of you are aware. So, when the going gets tough, the tough gotta get their asses in gear.
That said, hold onto your juice boxes because I have an announcement:
