Guess what’s coming up, everyone?

Public Domain. (Not “inclusive!”)

A special day just for us chicks! Yes! March 8th is International Women’s Day!

Now, I’ve never heard of this particular day honoring those of us with vaginas, be they genetically provided or manufactured. But the Internet told me and it never lies.

Aren’t you excited? Imagine all the swag you’ll get. Just for being a W.O.M.A.N. Flowers. Candy. Perfume. Maybe even a roll in the hay.