How Low Can You Go?

Talk to my toilet.

Isn’t it funny and odd that you can live in a house for years and never notice some of its quirks until they kick you upside the head? Or, the ass?

Many of the homes in our neighborhood, including ours, were built by the same guy. I’m guessing he was vertically challenged, not because our ceilings aren’t very high, as it’s a…



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Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com