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SEX STUFF FROM A BROAD IN HER 60s
How to Blow an Older Dude
A guide for anyone who gives a damn
Now, in spite of my story title, we all know that fellatio has nothing to do with “blowing,” right? If you don’t, then you need to get a grip, literally and figuratively.
So why the hell do we call it a “blow job?” According to Grammarphobia, the earlier reference appeared in a 1961 poem by Anthony Hecht that was published in the Hudson Review.
“I have been in this bar / For close to seven days. / The dark girl over there, / For a modest dollar, lays. / And you can get a blow-job / Where other men have pissed, / In the little room that’s sacred / To the Evangelist.”
A dollar! Hell, that’s what I call a deal. But, we women are always selling ourselves short so the deep discount shouldn’t surprise me. That said, you have to give it to that girl…she made the blow-ee wait a week before munching on his tube steak.
I hope she made him beg.
Back to the act, itself. Oral-generally-speaking, from what I’ve been able to discern, older men really enjoy going down on women. In fact, on Ashley Madison, where I was compiling info for a screenplay called “Cheat,” they talk about it with a gusto typically reserved for Fantasy Football.
