PSA
If You Don’t Want to be Fu*ked on Medium, Fu*k on Medium
It’s amazing what you can find on Medium if you’re sufficiently bored and don’t give a shit.
As I was scrolling through stories today, looking for my absent friends I stumbled upon one of this platform’s esteemed sex writers. “Esteemed” because she has over 26k slobbering followers.
Most of her stories are as banal as you’d expect. The usual honeypot of blowjobs, lesbian and bi sexploits, breakup sex, what to say to a man at the “moment of truth as he approaches his crisis” and the like. I
“Moment of truth?” “Crisis?” WTF?
There is one story among this extraordinary slate of work that caught my attention. The writer mimics the “sounds of sex” in a story that supposedly explains their importance. And she does this literally. It’s like she’s fucking on Medium. Perhaps I’m wrong but I believe this is unprecedented.
You can click on whatever sound you want to hear from “Grunts” to “Ahhhs” to “Ohhhs” and you’ll hear what I assume is the sexed-up scribe demonstrating her auditory prowess in the throes.
