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I’m Rilly, Rilly Repelled By This Commercial
On stick figures in designer clothes
I don’t know about you guys, but, I’m not wondering how I can save a bundle on a Prada jacket, a Louis Vuitton bag, or even a sexy, Rolex Daytona watch. Not these days and certainly not in the US of A.
Instead, I’m concerned about covering our monthly nut, which includes a mortgage payment, health insurance, utilities, gas, and oh, yeah, food for ourselves and our furkids.
Normally, this shouldn’t be the case, but, as I’ve been deemed too old by corporate America to make any kind of a living, yes, finances are a concern.
Yet, I’m not going to shit on those who have the money to spend on high-end clothing and accessories because, hey, good on them. Even though they’re probably assholes who voted for Donald Trump and pretend the homeless person on the side of the road is a hologram brought on by the sun.
What I am going to shit on, is the TV spot for The RealReal, where people who just gotta wear overpriced clothing because some bullshit designer’s name is on it, get to save big bucks on apparel, jewelry, handbags for women, men, and, hold onto your…
