List: Shorties | Curated by Sherry McGuinn

Feb 28, 2022
17 stories
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Sherry McGuinn
It’s me. It’s really, really me!Hey guys, just wanted to say that I’ve given up trying to reinstate my former Assbook account as it appears to be locked for the duration.
Dec 16, 2021
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Dec 16, 2021
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“You Better Not Shout, You Better Not Hurl.”Now, I’ve never shouted nor hurled at any family gathering. Definitely not the second behavioral “gaffe.”
Dec 23, 2021
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Dec 23, 2021
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I’m confounded by Quora.For one thing, can someone please explain how writers can make money on this site? From what I can tell, and admittedly, I haven’t taken a…
Dec 30, 2021
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Dec 30, 2021
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My cousin passed away Friday morning.That’s a soft-focused, oft-used reference for “she died.” She was sixty.
Jan 2, 2022
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Jan 2, 2022
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If one of your New Year’s resolutions is to tame that ferocious sweet tooth, please allow me to…Want to know how? Sure, you do, or you wouldn’t have gotten past my cheesy lead-in.
Jan 2, 2022
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Jan 2, 2022
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Since we’re going to be sporting face masks until the Orange Turd gets what’s coming to him (the…You know, those little things we all used to take for granted.
Jan 3, 2022
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Jan 3, 2022
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As I was getting ready to go to my sister’s house on Christmas Eve and make an ass out of myself, I…I chose a pair of glitzy danglers and one rhinestone stud as I have two piercings in one ear and a singleton in the other. (I was so…
Jan 8, 2022
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Jan 8, 2022
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Sherry McGuinn
Could anyone here use a PIF “partner in flirtation?”Dudes, chicks, everyone is welcome. (Except you dumbass noobs.) Older is preferable because I’m not of the cougar persuasion. Neither am I…
Jan 11, 2022
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Jan 11, 2022
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Sherry McGuinn
Do you often feel like you’re in a hurry to get nowhere?Listen, I know from experience that rushing, without reason, can be a health hazard.
Jan 14, 2022
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Jan 14, 2022
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Sherry McGuinn
If you’re not sufficiently miserable, check your Twitter “recommendations.”This morning, one of my “recommended” Tweets was from a woman who just lost her brother, a few days shy of his 59th birthday. That was all…
Jan 19, 2022
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Jan 19, 2022
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Sherry McGuinn
Hey everybody, listen up. Lume wants us to “keep our privates, private.”
Jan 23, 2022
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Jan 23, 2022
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Sherry McGuinn
In case you didn’t know it, Facebook doesn’t do titties.Now, Facebook will do ignorant, racist comments and hate-speak, but titties? Forget it.
Jan 30, 2022
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Jan 30, 2022
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Sherry McGuinn
For those of you who didn’t know, there’s “constipation” and then, there’s “sneaky constipation.”Yes! According to an article that popped up on my iPhone this morning, a blocked poop shute can literally “sneak up” on us when we least…
Feb 2, 2022
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Feb 2, 2022
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Sherry McGuinn
I have a question, friends and I hope you can answer it and, if you do, pretend that I’m a…How does someone who joined Medium in January of this year, and hasn’t written a story, have 5.3k followers?
Feb 11, 2022
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Feb 11, 2022
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If there’s any Justiss here, you’ll take a few moments to read her.To get my mind off all the Medium bullshit, in that we’re getting royally effed, I wanted to give a shout-out to Justiss Goode, who spends…
Feb 25, 2022
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Feb 25, 2022
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Just when you think the world can’t get any more ludicrous……rest assured, there's plenty to go ‘round.
Feb 26, 2022
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Feb 26, 2022
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I Just Scraped Simily Off My Shoe.For those writers who’ve been enthusiastically promoting Simily, I’m sorry, but I just don’t get it.
Feb 27, 2022
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Feb 27, 2022
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