LMAO, Al! I love how you write!

I am not well-endowed and for a long time I went bra-less. But, lest I offended someone with my perky nips, I’d cover them with two round bandaids.

Now, I’ll wear a bra if we’re going out, but one with some oomph, you know?

I actually hate the fuckers and think underwires are the devil’s work. And I’m not taking the piss.