ME? My dear Jeffrey, you've outdone YOURSELF! How is it that you've never written a book, or have you? If you have, you must share it with me. You simply must!!

Ouch. That must have been one, big hurt. It reminds of the commercial where they talk about getting to a doctor if an erection lasts more than four hours. My thought: "Get thee to a Home Depot."

Love you, as well.