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FUNNY/NOT FUNNY
Medium is On the Case!
I got to 5.3k followers and was “purged,” again
Folks, I was poised and ready for this, and once again, the platform came through.
You’re so transparent, Medium. In all the wrong ways. Once again, I’ve inexplicitly lost followers after hitting my magic number. Just a couple mind you, yet the guy I referenced in a previous story, who then had 173k followers, now has 177k!
Readers, in case you’re not “mathfluent,” that’s a gain of 4k followers! For someone who can’t write. Here’s a sample:
- Overwhelm can be diminished quickly with five slow, shallow, nasal breaths.
GTFOH.
Gosh darn! How do you do it, A.M.? Tell the rest of us so we can scale the heights, too.
I have another question and this is for my many new subscribers, as well as followers:
Are you seeing my stories? If not, I’d love to know. Because if not, the emails referencing my “growing audience” must be spam.
Hell, we all know the world is a shitty place filled with grifters and con artists, and losers who pretend they’re winners and dupes who fall for the bullshit. Yet, can’t there be one tiny corner of…
