RANT/WE NEED A FEZZIWIG

Oh, The F*ckery Afoot

Someone with dough, let’s shake things up.

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Yesterday I received an email that “your audience is growing!” Yeah, according to this Medium missive, I gained seventeen new followers, two more email subscribers, and one referral.

Huh. So what am I getting from this? My usual kick in the ass. Read on, please.