Stephen, dear, this story moved me on so many levels. First, I LMAO at your description of Santa and your fear of being dragged into S&R for an "up close and personal" with him.

Your other recollections saddened me, but you know you're not alone as so many of us have memories of not-so-perfect-holidays. This year, undeniably, is a tough one. Considering all the shit that's going on in our country and the world, it will be a miracle if we all don't drink ourselves into mass stupors.

One thing I must tell you: I if I knew you way back when, you'd never spend Christmas on your own. You'd spend it with MY crazy family!

Thank you for writing and for the shout-out.