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PHEW!
Stink Much?
According to Lume, we’re foul AF
Imagine this scenario:
You’re on a first date and you’ve just enjoyed a lovely dinner prepared by you, in your home or apartment.
The meal was perfection and you’re excited as to what will follow. Thanks to Covid and all the other dastardly shit besmirching the atmosphere, you’ve experienced a bit of a dry spell, but are hopeful that you’re going to get right back on that horse and have one hell of a ride.
You both clear the table and take your wine into the living room so you and your new hottie can snuggle on the couch while watching the latest binge-worthy program on one of the streaming platforms.
After a long, lingering kiss — with tongue — you hit “play” and before the program starts a commercial pops up.
A woman looks into the camera and obnoxiously bleats, “Imagine your stench level after four days.”
This is the disgusting and overtly offensive TV spot for Lume “Acidified” Body Wash. The one that promises to eradicate the stink in all your private parts. Or, to be succinct:
Clinically proven to remove odor better than soap and control odor for 24 hours. So you can go beyond clean!
