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HOOKIN’ UP
What’s in a Name?
If you’re horny, plenty
In past stories, I’ve been open about the fact that several years ago, I created a fake profile on Ashley Madison to conduct research for a screenplay. It was an eyeful. Literally. One day, I’ll delve into this in greater detail but for now, my focus is on sites similar to AM, eHarmony, and the like, but for old fucks.
Now, I don’t troll any of these sites other than to take an occasional spin on AM merely to see if the men have gotten better looking. (They haven’t.) That said, because of my foray there, I get lots of emails from other online hookup sites because nothing is sacred folks. Not anymore and never, again.
Those of you who read me know that I frequently rant about ageism because it’s everywhere, both in and out of the workplace. Speaking of, I haven’t seen the inside of a workplace since I was involuntarily retired in 2018. That’s because young and dumb recruiter-twats don’t believe I have the stuff to write bullshit content for bullshit clients. Their loss.
Yep. 2018. You remember, Medium, don’t you? That’s when I joined this platform. No doubt, a banner year for you!
