Why Should We Care That Gwyneth Paltrow Steams Her Vagina?

Chrissy Teigen has a new cookbook out. Big whoop. Alicia Keys no longer wears makeup. Bully for her. Brangelina is kaput. Boo the fuck hoo. And yes, Gwyneth Paltrow is a proponent of having steaming hot water vapor piped up her vajayjay, for its “healing qualities.”

What is it with our adulation of celebrities? Why care what these narcissists wear? Eat? Feed their…